AbsolutAnnika signs up. They said that I would have a special place reserved in hell. So here I am to claim the throne. I may even write here again, as soon as I return from the flames of torture (=also called a social activity).
And as for a almost 4 am tip: never underestimate the power of a family-members ability to find "your" chocolate, learning how to hide it better will most certainly give you a less awful life.
// AA